Issue #3: Hesburger Delight

Ah, Hesburger. The pride of Turku, the town I live in. Today, I was invited by my brother to join him for a light meal at the local Hesburger. We both took an unmodified Kerrosateria (comparable to a Big Mac), with ketchup.





As you can see, the meal included a coke, fries and a burger. The fries were OK, but not the best I've had, nor the worst. The coke was, well, coke. Let's take a look at the burger in detail.





The burger was obviously not fresh. It was squished and felt a bit nasty. But, I was incredibly hungry so I ate it, gladly, anyway.

Verdict:
(Weak) Fist up

February Revolution

As some of our loyal readers might know, Jumalauta set out to release a prod every day in February 2006. Against all odds (according to some!) we succeeded! There were complaints about spamming Pouët, and destroying the scene spirit or whatever, but in the end, we prevailed. We proved everyone wrong. February 2006, a month that will live in infamy. Jumalauta released 29 prods.

Here's a list of them.

1. Portfolio Management (Demo, Mac OS X / Windows)
2. Ambient Line Fetish (4k, Windows)
3. Tashumahasi (4k, Windows)
4. 1982 (Demo, Mac OS X)
5. Horror Horror (4k, Windows)
6. Junassa tehty GBA-demo (Demo, Game Boy Advance)
7. JMLWAREZ Cracktro #2 (Cracktro, Windows)
8. Robocop 2 (Demo, Game Boy Advance)
9. Father of the Great Nation (Demo, Windows / Linux / Mac OS X)
10. 1988 (Demo, Mac OS X)
11. Face of Jesus (Demo, Windows)
12. Dark Olympics (Demo, Windows)
13. Duppelfragtal14408 (2k, Windows)
14. Timecube (PHP Demo)
15. Heikin huumekokeilu (Wild)
16. Father of the Great Nation - The Psilocybin Mix (Demo, Windows)
17. Mikko 18v (Dentro, Windows)
18. Don't Play With Matches (Demo, Windows)
19. 1993 (Demo, Mac OS X)
20. Penis (Demotool, Windows)
21. B-sides and Rarities (Demo, Windows) (with Traction)
22. Skull of Dark Emotions (Demo, Windows)
23. 8051 Anno Domini (Demo, some weird platform)
24. Suger så jävla mycket (Demo, Windows)
25. Metsä (Slideshow, DOS)
26. Design and Message: Two Visual Studies (2 x 256b, DOS)
27. Oldschool Spirits (Intro, Commodore 64)
28. #1 Vamosabailar (Demo, Commodore 64)
28. #2 Sexy Elephant-Demo (Demo, Game Boy Advance)

There you have it! Go ahead and check them all out, and I'll see you in February next year!

Issue #1: Welcome!

Hello, and welcome to the Jumalauta Food Review, written by the friendly folks at Jumalauta! We are going to kick off with this salad that came with a pizza I ordered!



As you might've guessed, it's absolutely disgusting.

Verdict:
Fist down, no doubt about it.